Thursday, February 19, 2009

im that bored

i have the day off, finally.
i have all this free time and i dont know what to do with it
i cant snowboard today coz its snowing like theres no tomorrow the colds a bitch and my knees just healed.

so i shall tell u a story,
titled :
I Can't Cook.

T'was a cold night
with winter being a bitch and giving everyone the cold
and this one person who was sick decided to come to work and pass on the bug
making everone sick
and making my brother feel like crap.........................

"Chicken Soup!" i said,
for it's not only for the soul,
it also cures cold.
thus i googled and searched through the jungle of websites
till i found the Golden recipe for Chicken Soup inside.
dice and slice the recipe proclaim,
it made chicken soup look like a simple game,
carrots and onion,
you wont get a bunion,
add chicken and garlic,
so yummy you'll lick,
but remember before and after,
to add some butter and water.
Butter and water,
water and butter,
not a good combination i realized after,
white smoke erupted,
turning into grey
and then the smoke alarm decided to play.
"Beep Beep! Beep Beep!" the smoke was detected,
"Quick open the door!" my brother shouted.
with books in hand we flapped our wings,
hoping the smoke alarm will stop to sing.
In time the alarm calm down,
and we stopped our frown,
until we heard the fire truck,
and our smile turned upside down.
"300 dollar fine" my brother gasped,
Oh Shit Oh Crap,
i cant have that!
We sat in silence our hearts beating fast,
hoping hunky firemen wont come and ask.
I continued to cook,
he did his youtube,
relieved that the firemen decided not to look.
T'was the night it was,
i burnt the food,
but in the end my chicken soup tasted yummy,
and good.

oh and i decapitated a whole chicken
it pee-ed blood on me.

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